Showing posts with label not a diet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label not a diet. Show all posts

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Downward Spiral...er, Dog, I mean

Hunching over my desk last Friday, I couldn't take it any more. My shoulders were burning, my neck was stiff, and my upper back felt like it was petrifying. Sure, I just turned 30, but does that mean I have to turn into a cubicle-dwelling desk troll, permanently wearing the scars of my slavish devotion to a computing machine? Surely not.

I did what any normal out-of-shape person would do in this situation: I let somebody else do the work for me, opting for a quick 15 minute chair massage. Although I felt better afterward, I realized I had just dropped $20 bucks (including the tip) for a quick fix. For that same amount of money, I could engage in two sessions' worth of something I haven't done in ages: yoga.

I'll admit: I was a scrawny, skeptical Midwestern gal when I first gave the "New Age-y" concept of yoga the old college try - literally - when I was an undergrad. And I got hooked, for years. At one point, in fact, I could do inversions and headstands with the greatest of ease.

My favorite instructor was a uber-petite Asian gal who was literally half my size. Yet I'll never forget when she caught and held me during my first back bend. Her small frame was strong and powerful and I wanted that, too. Well, except for the small frame part. That had already been sorta predetermined by genetics.

I practiced yoga for years, probably nearly a decade, and then - like so many other things that we know are good for us but fall by the wayside - I just up and stopped. The cool thing about yoga, though, is that is stays in your muscle memory for a loooong time. To this day I can flop over and touch my toes with zero effort. Cool, right?

So in keeping with my generally feeble attempts at physical self improvement, I'm going to start taking beginning yoga classes again. I must humble myself before the asanas and realize that I'm no longer the limber 20-something I once was. Nor will I ever be a "yoga champion" like Kyoko Katsura, above, who recently won the women’s division of the first New York Regional Yoga Championship.

But... This Sunday shall mark my triumphant return to the yoga studio. And the peasant's rejoice! Or - at the very least - I won't make a fool of myself. I think a hour or two on the mat each week will probably keep me out of the chair; the massage therapist's chair, that is. My careful (read: quick) cost benefit analysis confirms this. So does my back, which is already starting to ache again.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Little Blue Pill

No, not THAT one. The other one: Alli. You've probably seen those commercials on TV about how you can lose 50% more by blocking the absorption of fat globules, blah, blah, blah. Or maybe you've heard about the "treatment effects" that would have you thinking it's the Olean crisis all over again. (By the way, those fat-free chips tasted terrible.)


Actually, though, Alli works. I know this because I took it for awhile before, a few years back, when I was too naive to think that I'd ever actually gain MORE weight in the future. Ah, the heady days of our youth. Well guess what kids? I've reached critical mass - literally - and I need some assistance in the form of the FDA-approved capsule kind. Nom, nom, nom.

So tomorrow I start my lowfat eating plan and on Wednesday I'll start poppin' me some blue pills and looking forward to wearing those winter clothes that have been languishing in the "skinny" part of my closet. And if I experience any "treatment effects" don't worry - you won't hear about it on here...

Monday, September 21, 2009

Why I'm Not Friends With Girls

Periodically, I like to declare publicly that I'm not one to strike up friendships with other chicks. Now that is of course not really true, seeing as how I have many gals with whom I enjoy close friendships. But the running joke is that chicks are too difficult and whiny and all emotional and fickle and, you know, just too girly for me to take the time to deal with all of their needs, let alone mine. Friendships are supposed to be enjoyable things, not one-sided conversations on how wretched, yet terribly important and utterly fascinating one's life is with regards to a shade of nail polish.

This even extends into the virtual world. Very seldom do I take the time to really truly follow another gal's blog. Yeah, sure, I'll check in periodically, or when I know they've written about something of interest, but there's this one fellow female blogger whose postings I read all. the. time.

Dunno why, because half of them are really crappy (trust me - she won't mind me saying that), but they're compelling nonetheless. None more so than today's diatribe on Why I'll Never Be Fat. If you look beyond the cursing and the obtuse pop culture references, you'll see why I like this particular posting so much. "Look! It's a woman who has a healthy body image and knows she wants to stay that way! And she's not going to punish herself or use extreme, dangerous, or chemically enhanced measures to maintain that attitude! She's happy that her body works well and she encourages others to challenge themselves physically!"

Just who does she think she is, anyway? A guy? So, Marissa, you're my new happy body attitude hero and I hope to take a li'l bit o' Zen away from your post today. And then pack it up with me when I hop on my bike the next time.

Oh, and if you're having trouble putting down that fast food today, dear readers, this might just make you think twice...


Monday, August 17, 2009

Motivashun...I haz it

Yeah, I've been kind of a bad blogger lately. Or rather, not a blogger at all. Apologies for my absence; it's been too hot to do anything but stare at a fan and drink diet ginger ale most recent days. That's no excuse though, I know. But it's all I got.

On the training front, I'm down to just a little over two months to go before my first 10k. Most days I think I've made a mistake, that I'm in over my head, alternatively too ambitious and too lazy. More importantly, I often think I'm utterly incapable of completing the task ahead of me.

Then I got my official t-shirt today. No, I'm not going to wear it for the race - it's dark brown and heavy cotton - but I desperately needed an ounce of inspiration, and I think I found it.


"A few good miles." That's it. That's all I have to give. And I can do that, right? I know I can. I can feel it. Sure, the next couple of months might be rough at times, but I have this in me. Tomorrow, I start over again for the zillion-thousandth time, hopefully with a newfound purpose in my stride. I hope to report back very soon that I'm logging some miles on the treadmill and sidewalk and that all of this blustering wasn't in vain.

A few good miles...

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Big Girls Need Love, Too

...So said OutKast's Big Boi in 2007's "The Way You Move." And it's true, we do. Especially those of us who have a weak spot for high fashion. Only fashion doesn't love us back so much.

Try to find something amazing in a size 14. Try it! I dare you. It's virtually impossible. Although a handful of designers (Michael Kors, Ralph Lauren) design clothing in "Women's" sizes (as opposed to "Misses" - don't ask me what that's supposed to mean), finding amazingly well-designed, high-end fashion for a 6 foot tall woman of generous proportions is virtually impossible.

And yet I continue to shop. And - more importantly - I continue to lose weight. The latter is the key, you see. Because I'm not going to be changing the fashion industry any time soon, and I sure as heck ain't gonna miraculously discover some heretofore unknown haute couture plus-size fashion line.

So I keep walking and working out and crossing my fingers and, finally, order a size "L" from a designer label (in this case, Elizabeth and James) and it fits. Honest to goodness, there's no wrestling or mirror-tricks involved. It's an off-the-rack size 10 and I can slide it on with no problems.

Take that fashion industry. I'm back in business. You've been warned.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Look What I Can Do!

Like the irascible Stuart Larkin character from MadTV, every now and then I like to show the world my meager talents. And in my quest to transition from hefty home-body to svelte social butterfly, there's nothing that needs more than an immediate overhaul than my diet.

Mmm...pizza! Alas, not so nutritious. Mmm...Chipotle! Again, there's all those calories and what-what. Hmm...I guess I could Cook. For. My. Self. I've heard about this "cooking" - can't be all bad, right?

I had a few random things sitting around yesterday: can of chickpeas, some new potatoes from three week's ago farmer's market, some spices, vegetable stock, um, olive oil. Nothing to wild and crazy, but just a few ingredients shy of a delightful curry!

Wait, what? What, exactly, is curry? According to the OED, curry is "a dish of meat, vegetables, etc., cooked in an Indian-style sauce of strong spices." Okay, great. Sounds delicious. Add some onions, another can of chickpeas, some stewed tomatoes, cumin, coriander and voila! Here's the start of the dish...


As all of this deliciousness simmers for about 40 min. (much thanks to Disgruntled Julie for the basis of the recipe - I made a few tweaks) over medium high heat, I steamed some brown rice in the microwave and prepared four Tupperware dishes for the week ahead.

If I were to, say, have excellent lighting and a professional photography studio in my apartment, the final result would have looked something like this stock photo:


Instead it looks like delightful, yet poorly lit spoonfuls of aromatic vegetables paired with short-grain brown rice - the perfect combo for refueling mid-day at the office. Mmm...did somebody say pizza? No thanks!

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Curses!

I'm out of excuses, really I am. There are officially fewer than 100 days remaining until the MCM 10K (see countdown clock at left) and I have done...nothing. Nothing to prepare.

Yet.

Yeah, 100 days is an arbitrary number, I know, but it's my arbitrary number, and I let it pass without any real attempt at changing my diet and exercise routine. How can I say - yet again - that I'm going to start over? FOR REAL this time. No, really!

~sigh~


Here's the good news: a recent health scare resulted in a whole battery of tests being run on everything from my heart to by gallbladder and I'm actually in good health. Aside from some elevated blood pressure issues (which will undoubtedly improve with exercise - duh!), there's nothing preventing me working out.

Sure, I have a lot less time to train than I'd hoped...but I'm not giving up. I can't. I owe it to myself to keep moving forward. Please wish me luck.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Pain in my Heart Space

As you know, dear readers, this intrepid blogger was to have run a 5K last Saturday.

This did not occur.

You see, I thought doing so might have killed me.

No, seriously.

I started having mild chest pains on Thursday, while still at work. I didn't think too much of it. Maybe I had overextended myself while helping move some boxes around the office? Maybe I had overdone it cleaning around the house? By Friday I was hurting a bit more and by the weekend I was in pain. Not like, ooh-maybe-I-sprained-something pain. No, honest-to-goodness, could-only-lay-down and couldn't-take-deep-breaths kind of pain. By Sunday night I was *slightly* freaking out.

Compounding all of this was the fact that I had (have?) misplaced my iPhone and, in case of emergency, had no way to contact anyone. I was chatting online with my sister late Sunday night, attempting very hard to relax and not worry. She helped calm me down, seeing as how she's had her own share of chest pain over the years, and I managed to get a fitful night's sleep.

By late Monday morning at the office, I was in full-on panic mode. My left arm had shooting pain and tingling in my fingers. I felt like my vision was blurring and my back was hurting, too. Was this the precursor to a heart attack?

The look on my face must have said, "Something's terribly wrong," because when I calmly walked into my boss's office and casually inquired about the nearest emergency facilities, he wasted no time walking me over to the HR department.

Half an hour later, I'm hooked up to an EKG machine and two hours after that I'm being discharged from the ER. Turns out it wasn't my heart, or my lungs, but a case of costochondritis, an inflammation of the cartilage that connects the ribs to the sternum. It often mimics the symptoms of a heart attack.

So I was fine. Or fine enough. I mean, the pain was real, and a couple more days and several dosages of Ibuprofen later, I'm still having a bit of discomfort. But all in all, no reason to panic.

This experience did, however, really make me stop and think about how I'm treating my body. It's not just about working out, or running a 5K, or eating better. It's about ALL of that and about treating myself with the respect I deserve.

I'm actually kinda glad I had this experience. I found out that I'm in good health, and that paying attention to my body is never a bad thing. Now I can move forward, keep on working out, and actually make it to the next 5K. Better sign up soon!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

The Thinker

Once upon a time, boys and girls, I was an academic, a scholar. I did such dorky things as edit an encyclopedia, submit research for a Supreme Court amicus curiae brief, and write book reviews for an academic journal.

And then one day I stopped.

I left graduate school with all of my coursework completed but with no degree. I never completed my thesis paper. Oh sure, I could make eleventeen excuses: the topic became irrelevant, my advisers were unprepared to lead me through the process, I was sick for a while, I moved, blah, blah, blah. But really it's all on me. Yep...I just have never found the motivation to complete it.

That's not to say that I don't want to finish and matriculate my Master's Degree. It's just that I've found my interest lie in far different places than they did five years ago.

So today, when I happened upon the W.E.B. DuBois "Little Thinker" (at right - isn't he great?!) while perusing a local outdoor market, a wave of nostalgia washed over me. This period of self-reflection and change upon which I have undertaken is not just about the physical. It's about the mental and psychological.

I miss that dorky intellectual who could prattle on about the NAACP, Reconstruction, and the Third Sector. I miss that dedicated graduate student who could bang out a 12-page paper in one night and actually - actually! - make it mean something.

There's something to be said for discipline of the body and of the mind. And I've been sorely lacking in both. There's an easy fix for the former: I keep to my training plan and run a 10K in October. But for the latter, it's not so easy...

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Sweat Equity

Ugh. I hate hot weather. Heck, I hate warm weather. Why? One word: sweat. For as long as I can remember, I've been a sweatier than average person, but this problem has only been compounded as the weight's crept on over the past few years.

It's to the point now that I'm extremely self conscious about my appearance whenever the temperature hits 75. Do I look overly hot? Is my shirt damp? Does my hair look like I just got out of the pool, even though I don't even know how to swim?


It's crummy, for sure. However, I've noticed that as I'm exercising more and getting my heart rate up with greater frequency, I may still sweat, but I'm able to cool down much faster. This is a relief. As much as I want to kick myself every single day for "letting myself go," I'm constantly reminded how small changes can make a big difference. And for that I am grateful...

Saturday, May 16, 2009

So, I kinda suck...

...'Cause I haven't "officially" started training yet for the 10K. I have a great plan, new tennis shoes, the whole nine yards. And I've been incorporating way more walking into my everyday routine, I just...

Too many years of regimented inactivity have imprinted themselves on my physiology and my psychology. How to break this? How to circumnavigate what has - for lack of a more elegant term - become a seemingly inoperable case of Couch Brain? I have a few thoughts.


  • Sell couch; replace with Pilates reformer. This is good for a couple of reasons. I could no longer lay on my couch, smiling happily as I sip on Fresca and nod knowingly at the subtle wit that is New Yorker magazine cartoon humor. Instead, I'd have to get some kind of stretchy, muscle-building workout if I was going to occupy that same space. Problem is, I don't know how to do Pilates.
  • Move my couch to the top of the Exorcist stairs in Georgetown. That way, whenever I wanted to chill out, I'd have to get in a bit of a cardio workout in order even to sit down. Problem is, other people would probably want to chill out on my couch, too. And getting it there in the first place would pose a challenge.
  • Undergo hypnotherapy to replace the word "couch" with "gym" in my brain. This might be the best solution of the three. Like instead of my old way of thinking I would now think, I shall go home and chill out on the gym tonight. Okay, so the prepositions might not translate exactly, and I couldn't exactly use the word as a verb anymore (Her request was "gymed" in respectful language? I think not.), but I'm beginning to like this one more...
In the end, it boils down to me just having some discipline, something that I'm very good at in certain parts of my life, but not so good at in others. Tomorrow I shall strap on my digital watch, lace up my new tennies, and hit the pavement with a sense of purpose I have heretofore been missing. I promise.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Oh Snap!

It's on, like Donkey Kong. One Mr. Brian [last name redacted], of the suburbs of the Commonwealth of Virginia, has challenged yours truly to a race. And not just any race. We're "racing" the 10K for the Marine Corps Marathon in October. He calls it a Throw Down. I call it a misplaced attempt to make up for the fact that he let a girl bully him in grade school. To each his/her own.

Anyhizzle, this is just the kick in the butt that yours truly needs to get her training on the right path. The path toward complete and utter domination in October, that is.

You can run Brian, oh yes. You can run. But you can'd hide...from the fact that I'm gonna smoke you!

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Strike!

Went bowling last night. Today = pain. I hadn't been bowling in nearly 20 years (ugh - sounds weird to say that) and my muscle memory had certainly faded. I bowled four sorta-not-terrible games (a handful of strikes, a handful of gutter balls) and had a wicked good time. My shoulders hurt like a mother today, as do my triceps. In short, bowling is fun and a good workout. I shall return soon. In the meantime, I leave you with the trailer for the best bowling-centered move ever...


Thursday, April 9, 2009

StairClimb Ev'ry Mountain

Yesterday was not one of the high points of the week. Saddled with a ferociously stiff neck and nothing but time to kill, I slipped back into old habits as if I'd never vowed to change (What, all of four days ago? But still...).

However.

Instead of waking up this morning, beating myself up, reliving the day over and over again in my mind, I decided to deal with it in a way that I have not really considered until very lately: I'm heading to the gym to sweat it out. That's right, kids, mama's gonna hit the treadmill to work out her aggressions! It's a new tactic for me. And a good one. And I'm actually excited about going!

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Sorry seems to be the hardest word...

This is the first day of the rest of my life. Or some such nonsense. No, really. I'm turning over my body and mind to healthy living and what do I do? I buy two packs of Hansen's Natural Sparkling Sleek soda. No big deal, you say, right? But I only drink diet soda. So I nearly freaked out when I realized my delightful little can of Blueberry-Pomegranate I cracked open on the way to work contained 90 calories. Ninety! I bought the wrong thing! Horror of horrors!

Now, in the past, this type of thing would have been enough to send this gal into apoplectic food and beverage shock, wherein the entire day would be "ruined" and, well, since I've already had a non-diet item this early, why not go for a whole day of crap?

But then I stopped. And regained my rational brain-thinking capabilities. Ninety calories does not a "bad" day make. In fact, I might even enjoy this soda for what it is: fruity and fizzy and delicious. I might taste it, instead of just gulping it down out of habit or boredom or whatever. Hmmm... This makes me realize something.

I need to apologize to myself. "Sorry self! Sorry for all of these years of mistreatment and nasty thoughts and inattention and negativity." That's it. I just needed to apologize to myself. But that's really hard to do. Much harder than I've ever been willing to admit. But I think I'm ready now. And guess what? That soda was delicious...