"[Name redacted] You are the ugliest mid-west man who has ever appeared on TV. Go shove that face up your a$s (sic)!"
First of all, that's physiologically impossible. Second of all, how does this person know I'm a man? Oops! I mean, that I'm from the "mid-west," as said person calls it. Third of all, why so much vitriol being spilled anonymously? Yep, this d-bag can't even leave his or her name when they post a comment. Huh.
So I'll keep this short and sweet, Mr. Pixellated Loser. You can put the following in your pipe and smoke it: